BC Premiere, Christy Clark |
Sure she looks dazed, but .. but a premier`s job is hard. (is that Basil Rathbone behind her) Look to the future, where you won't have to do anything but listen to what we tell you. We're for families and blueberries and PPPs and surrrprissses. |
Beer Distribution and Whining and Inertia
Fred Waddle Eunice Shivver Harvey Closetted
Ministry of Finance Ministry of Holograms Ministry of Intimidation
and Finagling and Mysteriums and Tax Collection
Al Kida Havanna Marks Dawg Bailiff
Ministry of Health Ministry of Ethics Ministry of Forestry
and Hospitals and Crime Presention and Agonyculture
Dr. I.O. Stranglelust Kahuna Wakalulu Olaf Bigwoody
So there you have it, our pride and
Our new platform includes;
- selling Vancouver Island to the Chinese so they won`t have so far to ship their toxic plastics and contaminated foods; also to balance our budjet that we told you about.
- selling the water in our rivers in Public Private Partnerships to collect taxes on toilet flushes;
- selling Rich Coleman to the Alberta Meat Packers Assoc. (testing for mad-cow first, of course);
- tolling all the bridges everywhere including that lil wooden one by Second Beach in Stanley Park; (don`t laugh, they`ll pay when we let developers build condos on the west side of the park);
- cutting taxes on the rich and making workers pay their fair share;
- setting up a Defend ex Liberals fund for those who got caught and were persecuted unfairly; (or might get caught in the future);
- fixing the PST & the GST before 2035;
- forgetting BC Rail once and for all;
- making BC a have-not province for a sixth time, (the NDP only managed it once, we've done it five times!);
- setting up a Junior Ministry advisory on Atlantic fish farm salmon and why growth hormones and coloring are good for you; and a 'Who needs sockeye salmon?' campaign.
- writing a new melody to the Fast Ferries chant;
- yes, we`ll even adjust the minimum wage to $9.25 per hour!
And remember, we don't do French here so Dix is NOT a ten!
All great reasons to return the BC Christy Party to POWER!
There`s lots more where these, er ... this came from!
I'm Mortimer Snerd, and I approved this message.
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Great post still laughing.
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